Something Called Sexy

Although, ironically, Marilyn Monroe was all about cosmetic surgery. So yeah, suck on them potatoes.


Amy Pond’s Breasts Are Made Of Lentils

Arthur “Nurse Rory” Darvill “literally” “chews the fat” with “Doctor Who”‘s Karen “Come Along Pond” Gillan on “Doctor Who “Confidential””.
“True Story”.

From Deanimaii’s fan-video-packed youtubes.

Neil Gaiman And Amanda Palmer Get Married

The internets…no wait…the whole universe broke because of this.
It’s only Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer getting married.
Old news, of course, but still, whoa.
Imagine their babies! A man can dream, can’t he?

“We’ve been engaged for exactly a year, and we love each other more than ever. So last night, on more or less the spur of the moment, I married her, and she married me. Legally, this time.”

Via, of course Neil Gaiman’s page on Facebook. (He’s very popular.)

Ex-Girlfriend’s Revenge On Jack Weppler

What a dick. This guy deserves it for being a complete tool. His ex-girlfriend sounds AWESOME. Hey dudes ex-girlfriend, if you’re reading this, leave your number. This could be the beginning of a beautiful thing.

The Backstory:

Aspiring actor named Jack Weppler breaks up with his girlfriend. Girlfriend gets mad at him. Mad girlfriend spams Google image results for “Jack Weppler” with pictures of his headshot macro-ed Memegenerator style. Mother of Jack Weppler writes on a Google help forum:

My minor son’s ex-girlfriend took a copyrighted picture of him (we own copyright) and uploaded it more than 60 times to a website. On each image she wrote slanderous, defamatory and pornographic captions. The webmaster of the site states he removed the images 6 weeks ago, but Google Search still shows all the images. My son is so stressed out and embarrassed and we’ve done everything we can to get images off of Google.

Good on her.