While on Real Time with Bill Maher former congressman, and future 2012 House candidate, Alan Grayson explained to the panel the 1% what Occupy Wall Street is all about.
The latest edition of Real Time featured one of Bill Maher’s patented balance things out with three Republicans and a Democrat panels, but the Democrat was Alan Grayson. While P.J. fellow panelist P.J. O’Rourke broke out his bathing and hippie jokes, former Rep. Grayson schooled him on Occupy Wall Street.
Apparently it only takes 20 minutes to shift the blame.
The Context: Occupy Wall Street.
The Current Situation: US Marines are marching to Wall St to Protect The Protesters from the NYPD.
As I read somewhere “shit is about to get real”.
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Copyright 1996-1997 by Eric Schulman.
This piece was the inspiration for the book A Briefer History of Time and led to the Annals of Improbable Research Universal History Translation Project. Reprinted from the AIR, Volume III, Number 1, January/February 1997, page 27.
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