Pizza, Chicken, Nutella, Kittens.

I had a dream just like this. God I’m so high. Where are my cheesy bread buns?


What A Bieber!

Musical child ‘prodigy’ (calm down, we’re being sarcastic) Justin Bieber hit New Zealand shores last week, and things couldn’t have gone better. He recieved a traditional New Zealand welcome: his hat was snatched from his head, an ancient Maori tradition known as a “Powhiri”. He appeared on two youth shows. The first, renowned NZ kids show ‘What Now?’, had Bieber sprayed with a bottle of Lemon and Paeroa (a fizzy drink world famous in NZ).

On the rival tv network’s C4 Select Live (a music video show) Bieber was humiliated when he showed he didn’t know what the word ‘German’ meant. At first it was put down to the New Zealand accent, but proved to be Bieber’s IQ (which, coincidentally, is the same as his age) which was at fault, when the host showed his the word written on his cue card.  Watch the video here:

Following massive public embarressment after the video hit the net, Bieber and Co struck back, posting a video of Bieber explaining that he knew what ‘German’ meant, and even had him count to ten in the language. Golly, he must have been up all night studying…