Justin Bieber Shot And Killed

I wish news like this would happen everyday…IRL of course.
JK, of course.
Don’t arrest me, of course.
Just a bit of cheeky freedom of speech of course.

As realistic as this seems, it’s actually taken from CSI. Honestly.


RIP – Justin Bieber Dies In Car Accident

Justin Bieber ~ 1994 – 2010

According to reports the accident occured earlier today moments after Bieber had left an interview. At approx 1341 GMT sources say paramedics arrived but were unable to resuscitate the 16-year-old pop sensation. He died at the scene.