You’re Not Crescent Fresh

Posted on April 7, 2011 by thecubacastle

Just being honest.
What? Really? You’re gonna be grumpy about this?
C’mon, let’s face it. And please, next time, in song form only.

From The Wonderful World Of /b/ . (NSFW)

Justin Bieber Shot And Killed

Posted on February 21, 2011 by thecubacastle

I wish news like this would happen everyday…IRL of course.
JK, of course.
Don’t arrest me, of course.
Just a bit of cheeky freedom of speech of course.

As realistic as this seems, it’s actually taken from CSI. Honestly.

Egypt Without Internet On The Internet: A Study

Posted on February 13, 2011 by thecubacastle

The last two and a half weeks have shown us the loud and equal voice that the internet offers to all of us, and the power of change. In a situation that could have turned ugly the internet gave the people of Egypt the right to free speech when there’s was taken away from them. Peace, Egypt.

Philosoraptor muses on an Egypt without the Internet:

Mubarak tries to solve a problem where he is not the solution:

Egyptians get bready for a fight:

And commandeer the shoes of the government?:

Then the Egyptians are all like “GTFO Mubarak!”:

And he turns into a scumbag:

The foreign press were beaten out of Egypt, and Egypt’s internet may have been shut off, but the rest of the world was still watching, blogging, commenting, linking, sharing, discussing, tweeting…and hitting the dislike button:

Mubarak steps down as ‘President’ of Egypt. It’s an Epic Win for the protesters:

K.O. Mubarak:

Game Over.

Ex-Girlfriend’s Revenge On Jack Weppler

Posted on February 10, 2011 by thecubacastle

What a dick. This guy deserves it for being a complete tool. His ex-girlfriend sounds AWESOME. Hey dudes ex-girlfriend, if you’re reading this, leave your number. This could be the beginning of a beautiful thing.

The Backstory:

Aspiring actor named Jack Weppler breaks up with his girlfriend. Girlfriend gets mad at him. Mad girlfriend spams Google image results for “Jack Weppler” with pictures of his headshot macro-ed Memegenerator style. Mother of Jack Weppler writes on a Google help forum:

My minor son’s ex-girlfriend took a copyrighted picture of him (we own copyright) and uploaded it more than 60 times to a website. On each image she wrote slanderous, defamatory and pornographic captions. The webmaster of the site states he removed the images 6 weeks ago, but Google Search still shows all the images. My son is so stressed out and embarrassed and we’ve done everything we can to get images off of Google.

Good on her.